The Internets can get you high

According to a McNews article, some sites on the internets are playing sounds that can get you high:

They sell audio files ("doses") that supposedly mimic the effects of alcohol and marijuana.

But it doesn't end there. You'll find doses that purportedly mimic the effects of LSD, crack, heroin and other hard drugs. There are also doses of a sexual nature. I even found ones that supposedly simulate heaven and hell.

But the real question is: does it work? 'Cuz I've ordered devices like that before, wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. But if the penis mightier e-drug really works, I'll order a dozen!