Bullshit

Do they ever even watch their own shows?

I won't be eating there anytime soon.

Following a week of back and forth between CBS late-night comic David Letterman and Sarah Palin over a crude joke he told about the Alaska Republican governor’s daughter, the Olive Garden restaurant says it is canceling all of its scheduled ads on Letterman’s “Late Show” for the rest of the year.

In an e-mail to a Letterman critic obtained by POLITICO, a spokeswoman for the Italian restaurant chain wrote that “there will be no more Olive Garden ads scheduled for ‘The Late Show’ with David Letterman in this year's broadcast schedule,” citing the talk show host’s “inappropriate comments.”

Big. Fucking. Deal.

Iraq ranks 5th on the 2008 Failed States Index. The Surge Is Working! Why won't you crazy people just admit it already?

Truth through repetition! Facts are stupid!

Say it with me: (repeat each mantra 10 times before advancing for maximum effect)

• The Surge Is Working!
• The United States does not torture.
• A wiretap requires a court order.
• The long-term fundamentals of our economy are strong.
• The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.
• We've never been stay the course.