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Obama has chosen to release the OLC torture memos, one of which is already available. He also promises no prosecutions for CIA officials.

"blah blah I didn't do anything wrong, charging $ for government positions is no big deal!"

Looks like we might have found Ted Stevens a cellmate!

Hey, at least we finally got rid of Mr. $90k-in-the-freezer. Thank you for that one, Louisiana GOP!

NOTE: This article was written by Karl Rove, so take it however you will.

It looks like Obama spent about $250,000,000.00 more than McCain on this election. If this number is found to be accurate, it would be the biggest gap in spending between two candidates ever. Really, it's not terribly surprising that the winner of the election spent more money; we watch a lot of TV collectively as a country. McCain was right when he said that Obama was a celebrity. He worked the TV shows and the ads pretty well, I think.

Anyway, the real problem, according to Karl, is that Obama accepted donations from untraceable sources:

But that's not the entire story. It's been reported that the Obama campaign accepted donations from untraceable, pre-paid debit cards used by Daffy Duck, Bart Simpson, Family Guy, King Kong and other questionable characters. If the FEC follows up with a report on this, it should make for interesting reading.

Karl doesn't seem bitter at all though.