Amazing Feats of Stupidity

Time for this week's edition of Amazing Feats of Stupidity. In Detroit, a 46 year old man pleaded guilty to crashing his car into a woman's health care center lobby, lighting a Gatorade bottle filled with gasoline, and walked away from his car. Did I mention that the clinic only provides care and medical services to low-income and underprivileged women? It's not an abortion clinic.
In Dallas, a woman proves that she should be sterilized paying the first person in line $800.00 for his spot so that she could be first. She planned to buy out the store of iPhones. Should have paid closer attention to the "buy then sell on eBay" trade. They impose limits because of idiots like you. I hope you choke.
A Chicago woman was twice denied service at the drive through because she had no arms and attempted to grab the food with her feet. McDonald's, ever famous for "lovin' it," denies any harassment and said that they have heard nothing of the case. I think everyone should be sued in this case. The mom for taking her kids to McDonald's twice in a week. That's retarded. I know you don't have any arms, but there has to be a better alternative...