Our Poor, Lonely President. Pity Him. PITY HIM, NOW!
If you're ever looking for an opportunity to feel sorry for our Dear, Pitiful President, then have I got an article for you!
It starts off semi-unassumingly with the title, "A President Besieged and Isolated, Yet at Ease" but, unfortunately, it's all downhill from there.
The first page tells of his recent endeavors to find out why he is so hated, why things are going so wrong, WHY anything is the way it is. And, he does this by summoning intellectuals, 'experts', and what-not to the Oval Office, or the living rooms in the White House.
Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, I guess we were all wrong about Dubya. It's not that he doesn't care about current affair, public opinion, status of the war. He just had to bring in people that are a lot smarter than he, to answer the questions he can't even begin to have a clue on.
Well, Gee. I never quite thought about it like that. Aw, shucks. Now I feel bad. He's just our president, and he's just really lonely. THAT'S why he waged an pointless, terrible war. He just wanted some play-mates.
DUDE, If I had known that? I could've sent my brother to go play with him. Better to sacrifice one than FOUR THOUSAND.
Wow. I never truly realized how difficult it is to be a President. Much less be one, and have little to no actual intelligence.
Too bad their little list up there left out the biggest 'scandals' of Bush's Administration. It's almost a sin to leave these things out, as they're breaking down our democracy every second they stand. COME ON. They left out:
1.) CIA/Wire-tapping scandal.
2.) Valerie Plame scandal.
3.) MOTHER F***ing Torture scandal.
4.) Alberto Gonzales's "ideas" on habeas corpus.
What about mentioning their total lack of regard for that little thing we used to know..you know, The Rule of Law?
This was the point that I started yelling explicatives at the top of my lungs, because if you're comparing Bush to Any. Other. President. In any category, He Loses. That's because he's a failure, an embarrassment as a President and as an American.
I won't even listen if you're trying to tell me that he's stood up to the pressure, and will, after we're all dead and gone, come out the Greatest President in American history.
The only part that I can agree with is this,
Anyway, The article goes on to spew more of this biased crap, that totally ignores anything that could hinder his point of "Hey, Bush is totally great. CAN'T YOU SEE IT?!"
I'll give Ol' Dubya a little bit of credit, if you match Bush up to any other president in the categories of Stupidity, or Stubbornness, and you might have a winner, but that's nothing I would write home to mom about.