For things that go YAY!

The Economic Crisis is Over!

Apparently, the GOP is planning on spending around five-hundred million dollars (that's $500,000,000.00) on attack ads to counter Obama's reelection run for 2012.

And the Dems are prepared to set up outside groups to counter that by spending more money.

So the only obvious answer is that we're no longer having an economic meltdown, right? I mean, to spend that kind of money, we have to be out of the hole!

Let's celebrate!

This Just In: People Who Know the Bible, Religion, More Likely to Be Athiest

In an absolutely shocking study, it's been found that athiests and agnostics know more about religion than those who claim to be religious.

This is only shocking if you're a complete moron.

Think about it; most people who have really taken the time to find out what's in the bible, or learn about a specific religion's tenets realize that they're full of shit.